Stitch, Bitch n' Die

By Joseph Scrimshaw

Directed by Bob Viking

APRIL 23rd-26th & MAY 1st-3rd

Stitch, Bitch n’ Die, by Joseph Scrimshaw, an adult-themed comedy murder mystery is produced by Portage Area Community Theatre and directed by Bob Viking. This dinner theater production will be held at the banquet facility at Northwoods Inc., two miles south of Portage on Hwy 51South.

Stitch, Bitch n’ Die celebrates and pokes fun at the crafting arts and takes place at K.U.I (Knitting Under the Influence), a yarn store and wine bar. Lucy, the store owner, and her caustic knitting friends find a fresh target for their bitching when a smug screen writer arrives to interview them about his new “knitting-inspired” murder mystery screen play. But life quickly imitates art when the lights go out and …is found with a knitting needle sticking out of their….. Who is guilty? Who is innocent? Suspicion falls on everyone. And oh yeah, who will finish their scarf first? Be sure to get your reserved ticket in order to find out!

B.Y.O.K- Bring Your Own Knitting, craft away during the show to be entered in the drawing.

Tickets are $25 for dinner and show and are available on our website or at the Portage Furniture Store in person ONLY.
Advance ticket purchase is required and all sales are final.
You will be given the best available seat based upon the date of your purchase.

Produced by Portage Area Community Theatre at Northwoods Banquet Facility, 2 miles south of Portage on HWY 51 South

Performances: April 23 - May 3, 2015

Performance Times:
Performances are April 23-26 & May 1-3: Thursday, Friday, and Saturday cash bar at 5:30pm, dinner at 6:30pm, and show at 7:30pm. Sunday cash bar at 11am featuring Mimosas, dinner at 12pm, and show at 1pm.

Ticket Prices: $25.00, dinner and show

Call 608-742-3009 for reservations or more information.

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